{"product_id":"what-if-standard-postcard","title":"WHAT IF Standard Postcard","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eWhat If Standard Postcard\u003c\/strong\u003e takes optimism, flips it on its head, and laughs at the outcome. With its blunt, cynical message, this card is equal parts hilarious and depressing — perfect for sending to a friend who gets it, or pinning on your wall as a daily reminder that life’s chaos is inevitable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"899\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"899\"\u003ePrinted on sturdy, high-quality card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"951\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eStandard postcard size, easy to send or display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eDark humor design with sarcastic undertones\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eGreat for fans of irony, absurd stationery, and mildly radical vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003eBecause sometimes the punchline is also the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend.\u003cbr\u003e• Cardboard paper\u003cbr\u003e• Paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz\/yd² (260–350 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Coated outer surface\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product materials sourced from Sweden, US, Brazil, or China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eunicorncat.shop\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@unicorncat.de\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003eunicorncat.shop - Alexander Klemm\u003cbr\u003ec\/o flexdienst – #10961 \u003cbr\u003eKurt-Schumacher-Straße 76 \u003cbr\u003e67663 Kaiserslautern \u003cbr\u003eDeutschland.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UNICORNCAT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56175086109046,"sku":"2260046_11513","price":3.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/2651\/0454\/files\/standard-postcard-4x6-front-68b2245e35fde.jpg?v=1756505194","url":"https:\/\/unicorncat.shop\/en\/products\/what-if-standard-postcard","provider":"UNICORNCAT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}