FISSION IMPOSSIBLE Unisex classic tee

The Fission Impossible Unisex Classic Tee is what happens when blockbuster stunts collide with nuclear nonsense. Bold, chaotic, and a little ridiculous, this design channels pure cinematic energy — but with a surreal, nerdy twist. Perfect for anyone who loves over-the-top action, sarcastic science jokes, and fashion that doesn’t follow the rules.

• Soft cotton blend for comfort in any mission

• Classic unisex fit, built for chaos on or off the clock

• Parody design mixing explosive action and absurd humor

• Great for fans of irony, science puns, and mildly radical fashion

Because some missions are just too weird to fail.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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