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HATE EARTH Unisex classic tee

HATE EARTH Unisex classic tee

Regular price €20,00 EUR
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Sometimes optimism is overrated. The Hate Earth tee is your sarcastic take on environmental doom, burnout, and the state of humanity. Equal parts edgy and ironic, this unisex shirt isn’t about solutions—it’s about vibes.

  • Unisex fit – for misanthropes of all genders

  • Soft cotton – comfort while you doomscroll

  • Bold print – because subtlety won’t save us

  • Perfect for meme addicts, eco-cynics & sarcastic millennials

Not exactly eco-friendly—definitely mood-friendly.



• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), unicorncat.shop ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@unicorncat.de or write to us 

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Deutschland

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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