HATE EARTH Unisex Hoodie

The Hate Earth Unisex Hoodie is the ultimate misanthropic mood in cozy form. Less about the planet, more about the people on it, this design is for those who would rather keep their distance — with sarcasm as their shield. Dark, blunt, and unapologetically anti-social, it’s perfect for anyone who thrives on honesty, irony, and a touch of chaos.

• Heavy cotton blend with a soft, relaxed fit

• Classic unisex hoodie made for comfort and withdrawal

• Dark humor design with anti-social undertones

• Great for cynics, introverts, and mildly radical humans everywhere

Because sometimes it’s not the world that’s the problem — it’s everyone in it.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

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