The Roses Are Red Unisex Hoodie takes the famous rhyme and shrugs it off — just like a cat would. Cozy, sarcastic, and a little dismissive, this design is perfect for anyone who knows cats don’t care about poems, rules, or your feelings. It’s comfy, cute, and unapologetically feline.
Heavy cotton blend with a warm, relaxed fit
Classic unisex hoodie built for everyday comfort
Cat humor design with a sarcastic edge
Great for cat lovers, irony fans, and mildly radical humans
Because cats don’t write love poems — they just knock stuff over.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), unicorncat.shop ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@unicorncat.de or write to us unicorncat.shop - Alexander Klemm c/o flexdienst – #10961 Kurt-Schumacher-Straße 76 67663 Kaiserslautern Deutschland.
