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SCARY RAINBOWS Unisex Hoodie
SCARY RAINBOWS Unisex Hoodie
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Apparently, rainbows are “scary” now. At least if you ask certain fragile people online who think colors = conspiracy. This hoodie is pure sarcasm, mocking the ridiculous fear that something as harmless (and fabulous) as a rainbow could ever be threatening. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and watch the bigots squirm.
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Unisex fit – oversized comfort for all genders and pronouns.
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Soft fleece lining – warmer than conservative tears.
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Bold rainbow print – ironic, sarcastic, and way too bright for closed minds.
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Perfect for queer allies, sarcastic millennials, meme lovers, and anyone who thinks homophobia is the real scary thing.
Spoiler: the only terrifying part about rainbows is how much they upset people who still live in 1950.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
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Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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