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STABBETY STAB Unisex classic tee
STABBETY STAB Unisex classic tee
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Straight out of a low-budget horror flick, the Stabbety Stab unisex classic tee is a playful parody of slasher movie chaos. With its bold, absurd text and creepy-funny vibe, it’s perfect for Halloween parties, horror marathons, or anyone who enjoys campy gore without the actual mess. Soft, durable, and built for a comfortable fit, this shirt brings spooky humor into everyday wear — because nothing says “festive” like a little fictional stabbing.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ | 
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 | 
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ | 
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 | 
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ | 
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ | 
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ | 
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ | 
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 | 
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 | 
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 | 
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 | 
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 | 
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 | 
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 | 
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 | 
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