THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT Unisex classic tee

“The kids are alright”—sure, if by alright you mean broke, anxious, and ironically self-aware. This tee takes a cliché reassurance and flips it into sarcasm: bold print, comfy cotton, and a wink to everyone just barely holding it together.

• Unisex fit – built for every brand of coping

• Soft cotton – smoother than your quarter-life crisis

• Bold slogan – ironic reassurance in all caps

• Perfect for millennials, Gen Z & anyone laughing through the mess

Because “alright” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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