The Unicorn Penguin Pizza Unisex Classic Tee is pure chaos in cotton form. It’s mythical, it’s flightless, it’s cheesy — and it makes zero sense in the best possible way. This shirt doesn’t follow logic, trends, or reason. It’s just here to be absurd, surreal, and impossible to ignore.
Soft cotton blend for comfortable daily wear
Classic unisex fit with universal appeal
A ridiculous mashup design that’s equal parts magical, goofy, and delicious
Perfect for fans of absurd humor, weird fashion, and shirts that shouldn’t exist
Because sometimes three random things really do belong together.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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