Motivational posters lied. Life hurts, coffee helps, and this tee just says what we’re all thinking. The What Kills shirt doesn’t bother with pep talks—it’s cotton, sarcasm, and a quiet nod to everyone who’s tired of pretending.
Unisex fit – because misery loves company
Soft cotton – softer than your coping mechanisms
Bold print – louder than toxic positivity
For pessimists, realists & those allergic to clichés
Some wear hope. You wear honesty.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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